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Vestan Pance
personally, i think it's a fucking winner.

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards27.com/inde...rs&thread=39355
Whydelilah
Fukcing hilarious mate.

Have some karma........oh wait, this isn't the shit hole board is it ohmy.gif
Vestan Pance
It's working as well, there's 27 guests.

Don't just look around you nosy bastards, sign up!!!!!

We're in negotiations to sign Smudge on a Free.....
Whydelilah
I might create a user group for you.

"RecruitmentCunt" - what d'ya reckon?
stokey-pokey
well it worked on me!

hey everyone - hate to give up on t'oatcake but its looking like a battle lost!


Whydelilah
Welcome aboard squire
Vestan Pance
Welcome one, welcome all

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards27.com/inde...rs&thread=39358
Twisty
Welcome newbies biggrin.gif


Whydelilah
Stokey-pokey, if Vestan invites you around to his place just politely decline mate.

Before you know it you’ll be in a gimp outfit and he’ll have the cucumber out.
Brumstokie
I'm in - even if that git from Stourbridge posts here!
Vestan Pance
You can fuck off right now you brummie twatter emo-moon.gif

Ey up mate.....
Whydelilah
Vestan is our PR guy brumstokie ohmy.gif
Brumstokie
Ey up! I'll try & keep the personal abuse to the bare maximum. biggrin.gif
Whydelilah
You'll fit in well here then mate!!
stokey-pokey
if vestan invites me round ill have to politely decline... probably. emo-moon.gif

not much for cucumbers to be honest
Vestan Pance
Outstanding. It's what we have come to expect in here.

Now there's 74 of you looking in who have yet to sign up, and this is unacceptable. This is not some sort of doggers car park where you can loiter round with your mouse in your hand watching everyone else hard at it.

You know you want to.
Whydelilah
If you sign up we promise to keep vestan on a leash.
stone6
Im in.
Whydelilah
Welcome aboard squire .

Please note remarks above re: - Vestan.
Vestan Pance
I'd like to state to any new people i'm not a bummer, and reports of my anal activities are intended for humourous purposes, and should you be nervous of posting where there may be in fact bummers knocking about, don't worry. This is a knock-about thread in many ways.

Unless you'd like to get bummed of course, in which case, i'm your man.
Whydelilah
FYI - He likes drummers too
Time4aPINT
I see the membership is going up on here.

Will have to wait and see what happens to the Oatcake in the next few weeks.
I think Smudge will allow it to decline to a new depth then come riding back like a knight in shining armour to be greeted by the masses.
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Despite this site being run by cunts wink.gif This could be good news for 'A View from the Boothen'







stoke_in_ed
Has that knight just given someone a fisting? ohmy.gif
Whydelilah
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Has that knight just given someone a fisting?
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Vestan Pance
Ed,

Since you have been away, there has been little or no hardcore anal action, yet the minute your back the plethora of vile filth that spouts forth from your orifice begins yet again.

Welcome back, you foul-mouthed bastard wink.gif

T4, you know we use the Oatie as well, this is another vehicle for people who are a bit fed up and are looking for an alternative to the other baord. Nothing unpleasant there.
stoke_in_ed
By the way, the original add has been pulled from the oatie. The article by Martin Spunks is still there though.
stoke_in_ed
QUOTE (Vestan Pance @ Aug 18 2008, 03:25 PM)
Ed,

Since you have been away, there has been little or no hardcore anal action, yet the minute your back the plethora of vile filth that spouts forth from your orifice begins yet again.

Welcome back, you foul-mouthed bastard wink.gif

T4, you know we use the Oatie as well, this is another vehicle for people who are a bit fed up and are looking for an alternative to the other baord. Nothing unpleasant there.

If you want filth here is a joke.
(No offence meant to anyone, it is just a joke, I have friends* of the homosexual nature)

Q. How do you get a gay to shag a woman?
















A. Shit in her cunt. blink.gif
Vestan Pance
That's truly disgusting. I actually feel a bit sick. Well done.

Hello Rory by the way. Feel free to post something instead of lurking in the shadows like WD at a nightclub with his favourite cocktail (Rohypnol & Coke)
Whydelilah
Rohypnol & Coke - it's the future emo-moon.gif
Time4aPINT
QUOTE (stoke_in_ed @ Aug 18 2008, 01:20 PM)
Has that knight just given someone a fisting? ohmy.gif

I thought his gauntlet was just a bit rusty, I didn't realise that I was posting porn. Sorry!

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SuperRickyFuller
Oh well eh Dave? smile.gif

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